cistro:

Be with someone who sexts you at family gatherings

(via dazeislaze-e)

clittease:

If i can call you Daddy, we’re basically meant for each other

windycube:

mullingayr:

Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages

same

(via trust)

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

(via jxxtin)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

I never get any messages :(